Famous company logos on non-matching products
I feel so uncomfortable
Mom: You’ve been playing that thing for like 4 hours now, aren’t you tired?
Me: Mom you fucking casual
I met this twerking, albino Raven named Pearl today. It is only one of four known albino Ravens in the whole world.
Pearl lives in this woman’s house. The handler has a permit, and the bird is property of the government (like hawks and falcons). She is affiliated with the California Wildlife Center. Every time the handler stopped petting Pearl she started cawing. She really likes affection.
WHAT EVEN HAPPENED HERE
they were makin their way downtown
not walking fast enough
you ever playing a video game and die in such a bullshit way that you need to go lie down for a few hours to recover
Monica Sjoo, The Great Cosmic Mother: Rediscovering the Religion of the Earth (via thewaking)
Literally the most important thing you will read today.
could i pay someone to take over my body who actually knows how to look after it so they can like. make me healthy again and then let me take over once i’m fit n healthy
You mean a personal trainer and a nutritionist
no i mean some sort of supernatural being who can do literally all of the work for me
So like the ghost of a personal trainer and nutritionist
babies are so cute aww they have only like 3 skills its adorable
talking, breathing, archery (lv26)
how the fuck does Old Man Jenkins weigh 250 pounds if Spongebob weighs 1 ounce